GRATEst Valentine Ever

Who doesn’t love a cheesy Valentine? Well, this is certainly one of my GRATEst ever.  So zesty.  Ripping the word play to shreds!

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Star Wars Valentine

Let the 2016 valentine season begin.  First up is my ode to Star Wars 2016.  It’s a War on word play.

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Happy Valentine’s Day 2015

Hope this day is all that you would hope it to be- whether you are in it for love, hate, or simply the massive quantities of candy.  Sorry for the late posting.  I realize that it is almost

ValenTIME…  This is FOURm me TWO you.

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Our daughters are amazing young ladies; they are the BALM diggity! Here’s how I let them know.

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Okay, I am not KITTEN around anymore. These were for my cat loving friend.  My take on the retro ‘smitten kitten.’

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Other Valentines

Just some other Valentines Day cookies…  happy 14th!

A cookie a day keeps the doctor hap.pay!

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Hope there was no bitter in your Valentines Day…

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You make me happy…

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Did Cupid’s arrow hit the mark?

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Cookie stack.

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Mixed heart plate.

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More conversation hearts.

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A Geek’s Valentine

Geek. Nerd. Techie. Egghead.  Smart and quirky people warm the cockles of my heart.  There’s a chemistry about them (tee hee).  Here’s to those who claim the nomenclature on Valentine’s day! Um. Please forgive me for sneaking in a Star Wars reference (last photo).

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Conversation Hearts

Traditional cookies designs are not usually my “thing”…  but conversation hearts open up endless possibilities on what to write.  I went with simple food related topics on happy, bright colors.  I didn’t know whether I preferred hand printing with food markers or stamping with “typewriter” font.  Typewriter won the day but I have a few of the other too.

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I started by using flood consistency royal icing in deep pink, sky blue, electric green, and white to cover heart shaped cookies.  I let them dry overnight (8 hours- ish) before handling them again.

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I mixed a little almond extract with red red Americolor gel and painted it on the top of my rubber letter stamps.  To assure alignment, I Scotch taped the “word” together for even spacing.  I experimented doing a few free hand too; that resulted in an old school, quirky typeface look.

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The sky is the limit as to what message you want to convey!  Let me know what works for you?!

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My Punny Valentine

What exactly is a normal person?  I’m still waiting to meet that normal family or witness that normal life.  Thank goodness no 2 people think alike. How boring this world would be if we did?

So, I’m going to embrace the fact that my brain function might be considered abnormal.  Might?  How about we give it a classification of atypical and call it a day?  Here is how my mind intertwines with valentines.

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I choose you.

DSC_0556Top row cookies pay homage to Buffalo, NY. We like things spicy 🙂  The next several designs came to mind while listening to Usher’s song Scream. You’re hypnotic, magnetic…

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DSC_0555And lastly, in cahoots with some fruits… also my version of Valentine nutrition.  sigh.